Picola Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I like my dads comments like "well atleast it will only take half a bucket to wash it" "wheres your car? Oh its infront of me"Makes me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 lol @ half a bucket, i was cheeky at scotch corner the other night i took the screen wash bucket into the loo's filled it with hot water and hand soap and washed the entire car then rinsed with the water bottle filler machine lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I reported that and next time they see it they will fill it with costa coffee to take back to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "well its a nissan""wow its got an umbrella holder""ok, so maybe it is faster than my 206"some chav "what brake does that produce?"... tbh mate its probably a lot more than your saxo; followed by a saxo bashing at the lights.but the best one had to be when i had the arosa and kept up with a civic type r through some nasty nasty bends. "what engines that thing?"... 1000cc .... "hmph" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 In my old works clio van after following a guy in an astra at considerable speed, I couldnt pass him but I didnt tell him that!"Bloody hell what engine is in that thing, I couldnt get you off the back of me?"... 1.5 TDi... "Are you sure because my astra is pretty quick"... Yeah, its a 2.2 mate, and you drive like a girl!At which point I wound up the window and sped off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plug Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 an ott amount of "is that a gti" when i had the sport I had a chav at a petrol station come over to me and say "i love your golf mate, its perfect without being ott" i couldnt belive what i heard, i then went on to explain oem modding lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Old people who see the G -"Why haven't you got any rear seats?""Cos I don't like passengers, I'm not a taxi."Young Asian kids in a Bentley Continental GT convertible, with the roof down..."Car looks like scrappppp mate"*His homies start laughing"*I rev the tits off the G*"You taking Daddy's Bentley back to the dealers?"*Angry homies*"What you sayin' mate?""Race me?"*We leave the lights, Bentley alongside me, and I'm ready to get my arse kicked by it* *Bwarrrppppp*I buggered off for a bit, and the Bentley wouldn't play. The lads in it looked a little shocked when they eventually went past me.In the Lupo -"Oh f*****g hell it's you""Mmm""Do you know why I've pulled you Liam?""Yes""Yeah, cos you haven't got a seatbelt on, you have no headlights on, you were indicating the wrong way, and your car is F*****G YELLOW!""Sorry""Go home son" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 *perform a reasonable 50-60m rolling burnout***swoon** you're my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "Yeah, cos you haven't got a seatbelt on, you have no headlights on, you were indicating the wrong way, and your car is F*****G YELLOW!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Lupo: "Is that the new Polo R32 ?""Are your rear wheels wider because it's rear wheel drive ?""F**king DANISH BAST**D!!!" (Shouted by two young muslim men whilst they ripped my "D-Banded" number plates off shortly after news paper stories about the well known "Mohamed" cartoon drawing...Bora: "Holy sh** it doesn't drive like a diesel...""What f**king engine is in that ? A V8 or something ?" (when I only had the large bore downpipe and pipework to the rear axle)"Did you get those brakes off a Nissan 350 cos they are the same colour..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 A little reminder that personal attacks (which includes insults) will not be tolerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 A little reminder that personal attacks (which includes insults) will not be tolerated. What did I do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 **swoon** you're my hero Aww, that's soooo nice to hear, because I always seek respect from you, and your un-divided attention and love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 What did I do now?Not you, you spanner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Not you, you spanner! It's normally me that offends someone so I just presumed lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK1 GIT Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Guilty conscience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "Whats with the blue leather?"'it's wipe clean baby '"thats not funny chris""we're searching your car under blah blah blah.... whats this?"'looks like a rotten eclair to me'"whats this?"'thats definately a rotten cake'"do you ever clean this car?"'does it look like i do?'Teacher "chris you're already past your final warning for driving on school property. now i catch you driving along the field and throwing rubbish in the bin whilst still moving, do you not care about the environment?"'well yeah, thats why i put my rubbish in the bin'"is it baby blue?""i cant find an ashtray, and the window doesnt open,"Evil glance from me"i'll just smudge it into my trousers then..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I want a Polo R32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) Guilty conscience? Definitely!I want a Polo R32I made a mistake lol! What the kid actually said was: "Woah! Is that one of those new Polo Type R-32's ?" Edited January 7, 2009 by nfbr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 A little reminder that personal attacks (which includes insults) will not be tolerated.it wasn't really an insult or personal attack, it was just the harsh reality of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiea7x Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 how much it cost you to import that?(because of d banded plates)by the woman who was the secretary perosn at the mot station...what a feckin numptyand those wee 1.4 turbos are crqckin engines, from some random at another garage, clearly decided to remove my car from their mits immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam bignell Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 not a comment, I just like the feeling when you can sense the person in the passengers seat leaning towards trying to watch the speedo when accelerating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LINCOLNSHIRESLUPOGTI Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 From when I had the Lupo on the ITB's.It was sat idling and it was gargling a little as the engine was cold. The conversation went something along the lines of.....Old guy "You're car sounds like it is running very badly. I think you have an engine problem"Me "It always sounds like this at idle, it is the throttle bodies"Old guy "Well at least you know what is wrong with it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Haha, that's a good one.Kinda reminds me of a story that was being told yesterday when a friends TVR Cerbera broke down and was getting recovered.The recovery guy was convinced the turbo had gone on his N/A straight 6 engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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