Picola Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Nobody seems to know what an S2000 is so I say i have a VW Passat and leave it at that. ROFL! A passat? LolSuprised no one said about the Gti's 'bodykit' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Can you slow down my ears hurt!Was suspension on the options list?My bum’s burning how do you switch it off? lolWhat is the red glow for? (interior lighting at night drop lights red from the roof)Is that the 3lr?Bet that's quick?BMW W@nker.... (quite rare though does happen on occasion)Are you not cold? (most common one when stopped at traffic lights with the roof down at this time of year) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "How do you know your car is a he?""Why do you keep calling him Snowy when its White""Where's the battery gone?" (Said ((rather worryingly)) by an RAC guy when i broke down on the way to UD)"Shame about that bump, how much did the bodykit cost""Didnt you used to have a yellow one with Ronals?" "125bhp? **** off""What car is that then?" ""Look at the plate sunshine"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "You can cum inside me if I get your car" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 " OMG a yellow cinquecento !, I'll buy it off you right now ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) "You can cum inside me if I get your car" lolHa ha ha seriously?!Bet you did it anyway and then hid the keys Edited January 7, 2009 by treblet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 These are the comments my car got on a local forum:"It's amazing the number of german and french car owners who badly need a trip to specsavers due to confusion between alloy wheels and old dustbin lids lol.""Address Specsavers Opticians 316 Byres Road Glasgow Scotland G12 8AW Tel: 0141 330 9880 Fax: 0141 330 9882" "Why the bin lid looking wheels? Infact, I know what it's for - to hide the ****e lookin brakes?""Wheels are rank. they suit some cars but defo not a lupo.""AW NAW A BONNET BRA....""Bonnet bras are ****ing ridiculous.""Your Overdoing it with that Bra man ,Ditch it !!!!"I could go on all day, but it bores me tbh!Lauryn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Ha ha ha seriously?!Bet you did it anyway and then hid the keys I believe the offer still stands but not taken her up on it (yet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I believe the offer still stands but not taken her up on it (yet) Note the importance of the word yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 These are the comments my car got on a local forum:"Why the bin lid looking wheels? Infact, I know what it's for - to hide the ****e lookin brakes?"Laurynthey aren't bin lids they are bottle tops and its true lupos have ****ty looking brakes .. therefore 'bin lid' wheels look good on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 " OMG a yellow cinquecento !, I'll buy it off you right now ?" HA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 your wheels now look so much better than the previous ones you had on it... (thinking..must have meant the ratty steels!! ) yesterday at a petrol station! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC02 FFF Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) not so much of a comment on my car, i went into a big dealership near me (vw) and was asking about prices of some parts i needed, but that department was closed so she took my details. What car is it? a lupo. loopo? she actually Wrote loopo .......... "125bhp? **** off"LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB Edited January 7, 2009 by SC02 FFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 lols loopo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penry Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Me on walking into my house to see my food on the table: "God thats good timing!"Mum: "Yeah i heard you coming. First i heard the engine then i heard the dump valve so i got it out of the oven ready" And in the lupo had all the "why do you lower your car", "whats the point if you cant go over speedbumps", "where's your boot" comments lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Me on walking into my house to see my food on the table: "God thats good timing!"Mum: "Yeah i heard you coming. First i heard the engine then i heard the dump valve so i got it out of the oven ready" And in the lupo had all the "why do you lower your car", "whats the point if you cant go over speedbumps", "where's your boot" comments lol.Ha ha early warning systems for mum's!I used to get the same with my golf when I was finished my shift at the pub... a mile away (in the countryside though so its quite quiet!) my parents could hear me start the car then sit and warm it up before I left to come home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 i went into a big dealership near me (vw) and was asking about prices of some parts i needed, but that department was closed so she took my details. What car is it? a lupo. loopo? she actually Wrote loopo ..........The (now-ex) service lass at my local dealership annoyed the hell out of me for insisting on calling the headling a "zeon" headlight. Thankfully, a good friend of the family is now working in the service department, so I get super duper treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (yet) Optimisim ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC02 FFF Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 why have you taken you back seats out. For my audio. But you cant give anyone a lift? oh no your right im putting them back in as soon as i get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I can beat that one Scoff, "why does your car not have a passenger seat?""Because I haven't got round to putting it back in yet" (it still only has 1 front seat and that was 2 years ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 petrol stations various, your cars so cute, old woman.that looks really nice i've not seen one like that is it the facelift model. car show, no way it's a 3 litre v6 , with a 4 branch pmsl WESTSIDE AIIIIII ! all because of the 3L badgepolice woman , in kendal is it your car " yes " ok erm what is it...!or , can i do my makeup in your bonnet lol and another policeman " is it broken " no " why is it so low then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 that was at edition wasnt it... the 3l comment?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 that was at edition wasnt it..? my roof got called mauve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnyGTI Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "where's your boot" comments lol.lol i get that too, i also get, nice car, when do you pick the rest of it up twa...clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_225 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pulled up at a car meet in the Megane and one guys goes 'What is it?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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