Al Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 technical invidualator on prototype testing style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />Nice, presumably application on yourself? style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 (edited) The Suppository Beta version?I just have to record how the women like them (purely for design enhancement and modification purposes) but if you want to volenteer for the male application i'll forward your written report, it's not something i'd want to see. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />don't think there will be much application for the sheep versions outside aberdeeenshire though so don't bother asking for one of those Edited March 1, 2006 by Crusoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonJ Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 bringing this thread back from the gutter...i-pod shuffle with a selection of music that she likes (this will require some thought and research...which is the scoring zone as it were)went down a treat last year. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shades:" border="0" alt="shades.gif" /> this year i have to up the ante though style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 bringing this thread back from the gutter...i-pod shuffle with a selection of music that she likes (this will require some thought and research...which is the scoring zone as it were)went down a treat last year. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shades:" border="0" alt="shades.gif" /> this year i have to up the ante though style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />That's the only problem, you go in good one year and they expect more the next year. Unfortunately, more often than not, this is called marriage. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 That's the only problem, you go in good one year and they expect more the next year. Unfortunately, more often than not, this is called marriage. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />Yeah, so get her something crap this time style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> nicki will tell you what anti-aging cream you should get for her style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> (ducks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> nicki will tell you what anti-aging cream you should get for her style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> (ducks) style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":coffee:" border="0" alt="coffee.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /> all depends what alvaro wants the present to say about his intentions toward the young lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 (edited) approach the girl with oil on your hands tell her that you have something for her and its in your pocket..................................cut hole in pocket and pop steven and the twins in said pocket. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> tell her to retrieve gift from the pocket. Edited March 1, 2006 by mitch unit 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonJ Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 approach the girl with oil on your hands tell her that you have something for her and its in your pocket..................................cut hole in pocket and pop steven and the twins in said pocket. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> tell her to retrieve gift from the pocket.that's almost as bad as asking a girl if they've ever had their tits weighed style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Loop Posted March 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 all depends what alvaro wants the present to say about his intentions toward the young ladywell, tbh i'd like to go out with her, so i guess a dinner out in an italian restaurant could be fine, along with some other little present (still to be though about, so far nor andi not mitch's style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 approach the girl with oil on your hands tell her that you have something for her and its in your pocket..................................cut hole in pocket and pop steven and the twins in said pocket. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> tell her to retrieve gift from the pocket.PMSL! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Speaking from experience? My mate put his 'steven' in someone elses pocket once. He was also a man though. And punched him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 i'd make her dinner. somethin simple, but tasty. nice candle or twelve and a little funny gift of some kind. presents i bought my girlfriend that she liked the most:bubbling fish lamp, good caus its big and fun to open. if u wrap it. plus itll b in her room so she'll always c it.dancing monkey teddyoh and sexy underwear, although i think that may b a bit forward in ur situation.as far as ive seen most girls love those teddies with the wee patch on them.have Fun Glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixwagen Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 approach the girl with oil on your hands tell her that you have something for her and its in your pocket..................................cut hole in pocket and pop steven and the twins in said pocket. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> tell her to retrieve gift from the pocket.Just made everyone in the office laugh with that one style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonJ Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Just made everyone in the office laugh with that one style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />is there something you're not telling us? style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixwagen Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Just read that how you must have!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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