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The Fantastic adventures of Mattarosa

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So I have decided in the interest of the people that we need to dedicate a thread to @mattarosa

 

This is that thread. 

I shall start from today, as previous adventures will require memory recollection, and I’ve had a few gins so that can wait. 

 

I have take mattarosa’s virginity. 

 

Yes. You read this correctly. I have total control of it. That is, his IKEA virginity. 

Today, mattarosa drove @danno (who is a p***k) and myself to the metro centre, which is also somewhere he has never been, and we went into ikea. 

I am pretty sure that this is the best thing to happen to my little Matt since lupo cufflinks. 

Anywho, he had meatballs, mash and gravy. And I believe in my heart he was satisfied. 

And oh I also took his Parmo virginity. It’s been a double cherry popping time :) 

 

Mattarosa likes to drive 3 and a half hours from his little domain in Leek to the grand county of Durham to visit me! He brings me oatcakes in exchange for a swig of gin, hot food and a bed. 

 

No Rich, we do not have strange relations. 

Yes Pete you’re always welcome. 

No Martin I haven’t got a cat. 

 

Thank you for the amazing times... . Look out for more wild adventures of mattarosa coming soon :) 

 

Good evening. 

 

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So Mattarosa has been boring and not doing much, but now we have an update! 

@mattarosa is currently in FRANCE! 

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this is him him and his lovely Emmarosa. 

 

Me thinks France is a romantic place and that some HUGE gesture of love is about to happen :) 

 

Updates soon! 

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He is going to get a boner?

Eiffel tower?

Serial killer?

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Mattarosa is to busy doing things. 

France is snowy 

That is all 

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22 hours ago, Rich said:

He is going to get a boner?

Eiffel tower?

Serial killer?

I’m unaware if he’s capable of erections. It’s not something I’ve discussed with the Arosa one. 

Maybe he might push Emma off the Eiffel Tower? I don’t know I’ve no further updates 

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He might wear a clown mask and rub ice cubes on his nipples, he isn't going to tell you.

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I like to stay an enigma 

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Enema... 

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