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Please give a standing ovation for our first ever Specialist of the Millennium.

? Pete ?

 

Not it sure what his specialism is in, apart from asking for his own award to be presented, but ask he did and got he has.

So well done Pete: Club Lupo Specialist of the Millennium ????

 

So if anyone has any questions on absolutely any subject; Pete is your man, so ask away.

He's waiting for your call ??‍?

 

 

 

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Thank you Ray, I'm a man of few words so I'll keep it short, also I know most people's attention span on here is quite limited.

 

Firstly, it's about damned time, all these questions I answer, and people I help out with no thanks or goodbye or anything, I'm well overdue some recognition, so thanks for that.

 

Secondly I'd like to thank myself for pulling various cars to bits and then successfully putting ONE of them back together so that I may have some decent insight into many of the things that make the lupo the lupo, possibly the best car the German market has ever offered, except all those other cars they produce, I forget their name, ah that's it, any/all BMWs.

 

Thirdly, this wasn't a demand, I was offered an award from the oldest member of the forum, possibly the oldest person alive, possibly even the oldest person that has ever lived in fact, and I felt obliged to grab it with both hands, and I'll be buggered if they would ever give me moderator status.

 

So in the words of John Snow as in GoT style: 'Come at me bro.' .....as in with your questions about whatever you feel curious about, not with a shed load of nightswatch and wildlings. I cannot promise I will know everything, but what I can assure you of is the likelihood of insults and bucket loads of sarcasm. Which in a round about kinda way is maybe the truest answer of them all? Ending on a deep note there. 

 

You're welcome bitches.

 

 

 

 

 

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Pete, how is bumming a boy differently from bumming a girl ?

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It's pretty much the same as long as you don't reach around, although I guess if it's a fat kid then is pretty much the same.

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So are you saying fat girls have a penis?

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And I asked what award you wanted; that is different from offering.

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You said it was my turn to win something(offer) and then asked what award I'd like, so I asked for an award that would pooh all over member of the year from 2000-3000. 

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Going back to your previous question, if you want the grizzly details, moobs could be mistaken for boobs and if you were porking an obese youngster then I would've thought the over hang would easily disguise any sign of male genitalia.

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You obviously have never given or received a reach around.

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Not to an overweight child no.

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