-
Posts
26 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Calendar
Everything posted by Golf_mk4
-
Got called into my son's school by his English teacher. She said: "Your son made an inappropriate comment about my breasts in class today. He pointed directly at my chest and shouted 'look at that magnificent rack, those have got to be the nicest titties I've ever seen!' What have you got to say about that?"I looked her up and down. "Sorry. That's just wrong," she nodded in agreement. I went on: "He sees much nicer tits than those every time I take him out for a lap dance."
-
The daily polo is dangerously HIGH and comfortable and has some GAY BODY ROLL WTF!!!! In need of serious lowering!
-
Oh look im drunk i can pick a fight with anyone at stupid o clock in the morning, mate **** you sort your life out! :@
-
Sam is my baby, bitch leave him alone hes mine and all your doing is causing arguments between us! He doesnt need you hes got me!