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Pete

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  1. First question is always gonna be this. Why?
  2. She likes me.

    1. mscherryviolet

      mscherryviolet

      Correction : I love you 

  3. Lies. You text him to defend your down and dirty bits.
  4. They did hate me, they hated us all.
  5. When my wife gave birth I didn’t look, but the doc did stitch her up there and then and ever since I’ve had issues getting in. I figured a natural birth would have the opposite problem. I also cut the cord, they gave me the crappest scissors, I may as well have just chomped on it.
  6. Exactly what I was thinking. Girls have legs, bum and boobs which can be great, the actual main event is never anywhere close to those.
  7. I wonder if blokes ever feel the same way about girls bits.
  8. Don’t be silly, I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of sausage. They’re all mostly the same I’m sure.
  9. I’m pretty sure it got deleted, sorry bomb bomb.
  10. I sent a pic to you before, danno must’ve intercepted it, at least we both now look what each others bits look like.
  11. Were you tempted to flick it? I would’ve probably tried to rat tail it.
  12. Im sure he’s seen a big penis before, he is from up north after all, they’re friendlier up there.
  13. Girls should be good at multitasking...
  14. It doesn’t count if you have to edit it.
  15. Her stalking skills are pooh.
  16. It’s not even a gti is it?? Also wasn’t this for sale for nearly double this a few months back?
  17. My first car was 1992, so I win.
  18. As far as we can legally tell anyway, I’m sure a Costa worker will disagree...
  19. Come on now, don’t be like that my little cherry bomb.
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