i was just sent this one by big dave " i found out last night that my granny made a porno film back in the 70's. i dont know what disgusted me the most, the fact she made it, or the fact i carried on w*nking after i recognised her."
Basically who gives a toss if you own one and love it. Those who dont and who havent driven one are missing out imo, a great handling car and really fun to drive in the real world. Just grin at your computer screen safe in the knowledge that your car is "overpriced" and annoys cocks on pistonheads.
Get a grip why? Engine tuning is engine tuning. It was an example. You need to get a grip if you think spending £1500+ on a 1.4 16v road car is worthwhile to achieve ~100bhp when there are better £ for bhp options.
For the cost involved in tuning yours, and the gains achievable if staying N/A then GTi lump is the obvious choice from the start tbh. I've 'been there' and 'done that' with smaller engines before, 1242's, and spent lots of cash but there's no replacement for displacement. It's nice to think you're pushing the boundaries and doing something no one has done before, but you have to ask why it hasn't been done - in most cases it's just not cost effective. Of course it's your money and up to you how you spend it.
Bloke meets Paddy in the pub, the telly is on and the evening news is covering the story of a guy about to jump of a high rise block. I bet you £20 he'll jump, says the man, I bet £20 he wont says Paddy... With that, the guy jumps and Paddy, mortified hands over his money. I cant accept your money says the man , I saw that earlier on the lunchtime news. So did i, says Paddy but i didn't think he'd f*ucking do it again!
Ther was a wee singer called Gately, Who has'st been singing much lately, after a bottle of rum and a c*ck up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally.
Hi everyone I don't post much here but I'm the guy with the red fox with tints if you've seen it anywhere lol I've just moved onward and upward and got myself a ford focus 1.8 tdci zetec! I'm very pleased with it so don't take the piss too much The one and only reason I had to upgrade was because I was sick of driving something both slower AND less economical than almost every diesel out there... Love the fox though always will