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  1. http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/horse.swf
    3 points
  2. i was just sent this one by big dave " i found out last night that my granny made a porno film back in the 70's. i dont know what disgusted me the most, the fact she made it, or the fact i carried on w*nking after i recognised her."
    2 points
  3. Basically who gives a toss if you own one and love it. Those who dont and who havent driven one are missing out imo, a great handling car and really fun to drive in the real world. Just grin at your computer screen safe in the knowledge that your car is "overpriced" and annoys cocks on pistonheads.
    1 point
  4. Get a grip why? Engine tuning is engine tuning. It was an example. You need to get a grip if you think spending £1500+ on a 1.4 16v road car is worthwhile to achieve ~100bhp when there are better £ for bhp options.
    1 point
  5. For the cost involved in tuning yours, and the gains achievable if staying N/A then GTi lump is the obvious choice from the start tbh. I've 'been there' and 'done that' with smaller engines before, 1242's, and spent lots of cash but there's no replacement for displacement. It's nice to think you're pushing the boundaries and doing something no one has done before, but you have to ask why it hasn't been done - in most cases it's just not cost effective. Of course it's your money and up to you how you spend it.
    1 point
  6. Arosa mk1 with a complicated dash change.
    1 point
  7. Micheal Jackson wasn't happy when Gatley turned up at the gates, he was expecting someone from a Boys Home.. not Boyzone!
    1 point
  8. Whats Pink and goes round and round on a carousel???? Steven gatley's Suitcase. . . . . . .
    1 point
  9. Bloke meets Paddy in the pub, the telly is on and the evening news is covering the story of a guy about to jump of a high rise block. I bet you £20 he'll jump, says the man, I bet £20 he wont says Paddy... With that, the guy jumps and Paddy, mortified hands over his money. I cant accept your money says the man , I saw that earlier on the lunchtime news. So did i, says Paddy but i didn't think he'd f*ucking do it again!
    1 point
  10. Ther was a wee singer called Gately, Who has'st been singing much lately, after a bottle of rum and a c*ck up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally.
    1 point
  11. It's has been confirmed Stephen Gately died from the rare sleeping disease- c*ck death!
    1 point
  12. First Matt lucas partner then Steven Gately if it go's in 3's Graham Norton will be sh!ttin it!
    1 point
  13. The post mortem of Stephen Gately revealed that he had dried fruit up his arse. Police think he's been date raped!
    1 point
  14. Don't know if this is already here, but my wife told me a joke a kid in her class told her. Here goes... How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.
    1 point
  15. steven gateley's partner woke up with a the biggest stiffy ever
    -1 points
  16. wont be the same without you mannn - peace x
    -1 points
  17. Hi everyone I don't post much here but I'm the guy with the red fox with tints if you've seen it anywhere lol I've just moved onward and upward and got myself a ford focus 1.8 tdci zetec! I'm very pleased with it so don't take the piss too much The one and only reason I had to upgrade was because I was sick of driving something both slower AND less economical than almost every diesel out there... Love the fox though always will
    -1 points
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