LiamD Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 http://omegle.com/Post up your convos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 lol Currently talking to a 19 year old girl in Helsinki/Finland who is a student training to become a nurse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 So she says... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polio Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi there Stranger: so i'm going to sink new zealandYou: are you?Stranger: yesYou: how?You: sound like fun Stranger: ...well that part i haven't figured out yetStranger: do you want to help me?You: i can doYou: i have experience of sinking countries Stranger: alright we need some really heavy thingsYou: do you know atlantis?Stranger: YOU did that?You: that was me Stranger: I LIKED THAT PLACEYou: i had fun though Stranger: I don't care if you had a boy or a girl, that was my holiday house!You: sorry You: new zealands a nice place thoughStranger: i'll forgive you this timeStranger: if you help me sink new zealandStranger: then what do we sink afterwards?You: ireland Stranger: not the home of whiskey!Stranger: sink a country we don't need!You: not britian either, i live there You: japan?Stranger: technologyStranger: next?You: erm..You: holland?Stranger: do you have any experience separating countries?Stranger: i think we need to separate canada and mexico from the USStranger: and then sink thatYou: oo yea, that'll be fun Stranger: you get started on disconnecting mexicoStranger: i'll disconnect canadaYou: i'll need a hammerStranger: you mean you didn't bring one?You: nope, i do have a spanner thoughStranger: we can NEVER get married nowYou: not coolStranger: ...alright we canStranger: but i get to be the big spoonYou: ok, aslong as im the fork i dont careStranger: THERE IS NO FORK IN SPOONINGStranger: say hi to the queen for meYou: Edited April 19, 2009 by polio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 So she says... Yeah, She's actually a 44 year old fat bloke from Sheffield lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 i dont like the idea of chatting to complete strangers yr mummy never teach u anything lol..esp when it goes to flirting if it goes that way which im prob sure it will !!chicks with dicks thats all i say !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 i dont like the idea of chatting to complete strangers yr mummy never teach u anything lol..esp when it goes to flirting if it goes that way which im prob sure it will !!chicks with dicks thats all i say !!haha. I gave up after the supposed Finnish student girl asked if I was single. Disconnect:Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 that stranger... scared the **** out of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I was speaking to some creep from austrailia, they asked what country i was from, i said uk then they disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 lol..wheres my fricken sig gone btw !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloYou: Are you there?You: Do you like VW?Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4T VW Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wow, This is going to save me loads on sweets.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: heyYou: so what great things you up to todayStranger: not much, which is why i'm hereStranger: and you?You: well looks nice out so might go out for a ride on my bikeStranger: by that i'm guessing we're on different continentsYou: hmmm could be i'm in the UKStranger: usYou: cool where aboutsStranger: caStranger: you?You: yorkshireYou: so you male or femaleStranger: femaleYou: well i'm male and 25 years of age you /Stranger: 22Stranger: so talk to anyone interesting on here lately?Stranger: other then me, that isYou: this is my first time on here you broke my virginityStranger: ohh, well you should've told me that at the beginning, i would have been more gentleYou: well you have not been harsh so its okYou: you on here much thenStranger: not really, this is the third time i've visited the siteStranger: maybe talked to like 20 peopleYou: any of them oddStranger: hahaha, nooooooooo, not at allStranger: i'd say 90% percent of people here are either just looking for someone to cyber withStranger: or looking for someone they talked to and forgot to exchange emails withStranger: possibly bothYou: i thought this place would be full of weirdos lolYou: so am i right in thinking its 4 am over thereStranger: this is trueYou: if i'm up at 4 i'm one of two things drunk or on my xbox never mix the two as its not funStranger: well then you must be doing it wrongYou: i hate losing and when pissed i cant hit a damn thing lolStranger: yes, objectively you play worse, but subjectively you think you're playing WAYYY betterStranger: but yeah, i just have insomnia so i'm up most nightsYou: that is true might giveit another ago next weekendYou: i have probs sleeping lately it is not fun at allStranger: so what else do you do for fun?Stranger: hah, that sounded weird. i didn't mean that i think not being able to sleep is funStranger: it's not at allYou: not much really i work long hours so not much time but i love VW cars and just hang out with my family ! you ?You: o and go drinking with friendsStranger: i play poker, also go drinking on occasion, allow this black hole known as the internet to suck in more and more of my timeYou: yeah i know what you mean i wake up turn my laptop on then turn it off when i wanna sleep . i played poker once i ended up naked so never played againStranger: ... why that just sounds like a regular tuesday night to meYou: haha so you play with people who are better or do you just like getting naked so what you do for a living you at uni or workingStranger: yeah i go to school, just finishing upYou: cool what you studyingStranger: comp sciStranger: what about you, what do you doYou: nice the black that is the internet will never leave you hahYou: i work in a timber yard we make log cabinsStranger: i see, for like vacation homes, or just regular houses?You: no just little ones like summer house's for your gardenYou: so what music you in to ?reading that back i'm so boring no wonder she buggered off lol Edited April 19, 2009 by noddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wow, This is going to save me loads on sweets..LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...You: yeah i know what you mean i wake up turn my laptop on then turn it off when i wanna sleep . i played poker once i ended up naked so never played againthat made me piss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Haha hours of fun on here. Im talkin to a 27 year old woman from Finland that lives on a farm with 70-80 cows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloStranger: Hi there.Stranger: Hows it hangin'?You: a little to the leftStranger: orlyYou: yup so where you fromStranger: PEDDDDOOOOOOYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_whitt Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: hiStranger: m orStranger: fYou: mYou: youStranger: mYour conversational partner has disconnected.someones after one thing can you say sexual predator this things weird haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Nod' I think you should stay away... It's not going down well LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Nod' I think you should stay away... It's not going down well LOLhaha i think your right Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloStranger: bitchYou: your niceStranger: thankyouYou: your welcomeStranger: and your gayYou: wow you can tell thatStranger: yes i canStranger: im that goodYou: i'm so glad i came on here now you have changed my life for good i will never look at a woman the sameStranger: goodYou: so are you gayStranger: nopeStranger: your not good enoughStranger: im betterYou: you male / femaleStranger: bothYou: wow no wonder your not gay your in the middleStranger: i amYou: how old are you ?Stranger: 6Stranger: you?You: for a 6 year old your spelling is greatYou: i'm 99Stranger: i know thankyouStranger: wowStranger: how is your heart still beating?You: its pluged in to the wallStranger: powerpoint?You: yeah kinda just like your fridgeStranger: i don't have a fridge i use saltYou: your so old skoolStranger: yeah,what do you use for heating?You: i have two 19 year old girls hugging me i'm a millionaire and they look after meStranger: nice,you seem to be doing well for yourselfStranger: what country you from?You: yeah i sold slaves when i was younger it was easy moneyYou: ukStranger: how much?aaaawwww,that sucks i don't like you anymore you were okay until nowYou: haha you not like british folkStranger: no they raped meYou: well were not all the sameStranger: yes you areYou: no some have xbox and some have ps3Stranger: what do you have?You: xboxStranger: okay awesome,ps3 is gayYou: to right who need bluerayStranger: nooneStranger: and there is a p in penis so i don't like itYou: you not like penis thenConnection imploded. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 lol.. this funny !! im gunna have a go lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 this is a stoopid site lol..Stranger: hiStranger: where r u from?You: alreet You: UKYou: uStranger: do they have bacon there?Stranger: AwesometownYou: lol.. yea courseStranger: I like baconStranger: A lot.Stranger: I like to rub it on my penis.Stranger: Do you?You: thats nice... do u eat it alot and err no thats just wrong idnt it !!Stranger: I eat it afterStranger: YOU SICK ****Stranger: EWWYOURE DISGUSTINGYou: thats ok then waste not want not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 this is a stoopid site lol..Stranger: hiStranger: where r u from?You: alreet You: UKYou: uStranger: do they have bacon there?Stranger: AwesometownYou: lol.. yea courseStranger: I like baconStranger: A lot.Stranger: I like to rub it on my penis.Stranger: Do you?You: thats nice... do u eat it alot and err no thats just wrong idnt it !!Stranger: I eat it afterStranger: YOU SICK ****Stranger: EWWYOURE DISGUSTINGYou: thats ok then waste not want notI'm guessing you may well have been talking to my mate Harrison...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I'm guessing you may well have been talking to my mate Harrison...lol.lol.. hes a cock lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheColes Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 "You: i'm 99Stranger: i know thankyouStranger: wowStranger: how is your heart still beating?You: its pluged in to the wallStranger: powerpoint?You: yeah kinda just like your fridgeStranger: i don't have a fridge i use salt" i f***ing wet myself at that! hahahaha!this sites ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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