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looks pants to me.

it looks like the side of my bookcase when i was 10 years old. i remember i used to go to the dentist and always came home with random stickers about brushing your teeth which i'd stick on the side of my bookcase.

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It's not as if it's a permanent change... stickers can be removed!

Like the condom one personally. If I'd thought with my head before I slept with girls I wouldn't have slept with the half the girls I have done, actually, make that 3/4, maybe 5/6ths.

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It's not as if it's a permanent change... stickers can be removed!

Like the condom one personally. If I'd thought with my head before I slept with girls I wouldn't have slept with the half the girls I have done, actually, make that 3/4, maybe 5/6ths.

so out of your total of 3, you'd only have slept with less than 1.5?

oh dear.

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so out of your total of 3, you'd only have slept with less than 1.5?

oh dear.

How do you know how many women I've slept with?

Also, what's half a ****? Did you jizz before you got inside her? You can get help for that mate.

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How do you know how many women I've slept with?

Also, what's half a ****? Did you jizz before you got inside her? You can get help for that mate.

well, i assume claire slept with you cos she has an IQ in single figures.

i assume your current bird has slept with you.

then i generously threw in 1 more that might have accidentally slept with you in a drunken stupor.

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well, i assume claire slept with you cos she has an IQ in single figures.

i assume your current bird has slept with you.

then i generously threw in 1 more that might have accidentally slept with you in a drunken stupor.

Haha, I did actually laugh at that. That's a good logic but I'm afraid you're wrong.

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