LiamD Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Blatantly ripped this off Ed38...Funniest things you've heard people say about your car? I'm sure owning the cars we do, that we will have had interesting comments put to us... In the G -"Why have you got a boost gauge when you haven't got a turbo?" from the legend that is BS Birky.*drive near a group of lads at a "cruise"*"That is utter **** that"*perform a reasonable 50-60m rolling burnout*"WHAT... THE... FUUUUU"Could probably think of more but it's late.In the Lupo -"How much did it cost to Euro your car mate?" (say it in a pikey Middlesbrough accent, it's class) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC02 FFF Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 (edited) Bonnet Bra related:WHAT IS THAT?What does it do?Whats it for? why have you got that on your carCar: yeah its a gti.Thats a gti isnt itgti's are well fast.Why are you that low its just stupidwhat do you do when u get to bumpsAudio:Why do you need audio that loud just stupidThe posters were shaking in the chippyheard you before i saw youHeard you from my bedroomRandom : Fishing: Caught Ought yet? ..... WTF IS THAT!!!!?!?! Edited January 6, 2009 by SC02 FFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz_Kez Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 in the civicin our local mc donalds:"is that a real type r? or just badged up as one?""*find me the nearest traffic lights and i'll show you*"*lad walks off dissapointed*at tesco:"do you fancy a swap?""*with what?*""with my saxo""*why would i do that?*""cos it looks mint""*yeah right haha*"hmm... can't think of any others atmpeople do come out with some funny s#!t though haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 "It'll never work" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big-brolo Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 a little ten year old chav with his 16 year old mates giving it the biggun!! "how much you pay for your car mate" so i asked why? which he then shot back with "cus its **** i wouldnt even waste my time joy riding it" which is good to know its safe lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 "It'll never work"We have faith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz_Kez Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 "It'll never work"you might get it done one day im betting for 2010, anyone want to contest this? oj tigz i hope you have it done this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Said to my friend Dave, who was standing by the passenger door whilst I was getting into the drivers side, with the key in my hand:"Nice car mate"Said by one of the lads in my office:"My puma is better"Said by my Mum:"There's no glove box? But where will you keep the torch?"Clearly a glovebox is a matter of life & death for my Mum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomnotrevo Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 "What's that a beetle?""Why are you driving a girls car?""Wow, thats quicker than it sounds!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Q. Why do you have a surfboard strapped to your roof?A. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 "There's no glove box?"At which point I would have popped open the boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 (edited) From passengers:'How do I get in?''How do I get out?' (Arse-first is the answer you give to people you don't like)'What does that button in the centre of the dash do?''Oh dear, was this bit supposed to come off?'From others:'Nice car, mate' (about 3 times per journey and it's just plain embarrasing at petrol stations)"Wow, a Ferrari!''Look Mum, look!''Is that a lambo?''Is that a lotus?''Is that a kit car?''Is that your Mum's car?' (?!)'I'll swap you?' (Never heard that before...)'Do you know how fast you were going, Sir?' (88mph down the M3, went back in time to avoid the points)'Is that the turbo?' (Fifteen million times when it wasn't, not once since I actually got a turbo)'Is that the diesel one?' (??!!) Edited January 7, 2009 by Snoopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpo Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 In the civic, "think you should fit a dump valve.""I love it when the turbo kicks in"In the lupo, "thats a nice looking polo."Countless times, "is that a gti.""Why do need new suspension its not like your going on a track." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyB Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Legendary story from back in the day....I was sitting outside the pub in my LupoGTi - I had my mate in the passenger seat, we were waiting for my other two mates to come out. I'd not had the GTi long, and its the first time my mate had been in it."I can't believe you bought this" he said. "You should have bought a [Mk4] Golf GTi, my mates got one. Its cracking"I explained, in full geek mode, why he was wrong. Aluminium panels, it has. Lardy, is the Mk4 Golf. "Yeah, but the girls aren't gonna go for this, are they?" he quipped.Literally 15 seconds after he closed his mouth, two p*ssed up birds walk out the pub, yell "Oh my god we love your car!" and start hugging the bonnet. One draws a big heart in the dirty bonnet, then they drunkenly stagger off. We're just sitting there, slack jawed and stunned at the unbelievable timing of it. My mate looks at me and says "Jesus f**king Christ...did you pay them to say that?"Chicks dig Lupo's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "is that your lasses car?""yeah" down a cog, cya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyB Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 As for the GTA, its either:"That colour is amazing, how much did you have to pay to have that done?"or "What engine is in that? Never seen one before" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putney Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Nobody seems to know what an S2000 is so I say i have a VW Passat and leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnyGTI Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I've had people asking me, "wow is that the one with the Turbo?" i say no, they dont come with turbos, they say " you sure this mechanic i know said that the GTis with the red I has a turbo" i say trust me it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_wonder Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Q - "is that a real gti?"my answer - "no its a 1.0replica"Q - "why does it have gti badges if its a 1.0"my answer - "i dont know ask vw"Q - "do you wanna race my saxo then?"my answer "no iv a 1.0 you'll smoke me"then they go away and im left alone without chavs wanting a race!other questions involveQ- "is that a 1.8T its lovely that"Q- "nice polo"Q- "its a girls car"Q- "how fast is it?"Q- "mate holy sh** its rapid!"Q- "it could be lower" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC02 FFF Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) this is a brilliant threadi've been told ive got a girls car too Edited January 7, 2009 by SC02 FFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangreen04 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 i was having a wee nosy around tk max today when a guy approached me and said ' is that your lupo outside?' so i told him yes and he started to tell me how he had seen me around a couple of times and that he really wanted a lupo after seeing mine... he said it was 'bitchin!' a little bit of me died inside.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnyGTI Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) ^ lolI forgot to add, i had some minority(ethnic) come up to me after i had finished washing the lupo and said are you selling it? i said nah, but thought not to you mate, another time i went into this auto factor place and when i walked in, this woman looked behind me, looked at the lupo and went hmmm nice, yep nice. i looked at her thinking wtf, and she asked me if it was mine and i said yeah, she said that a friend of hers had one and she loves them, i felt smug lol. Edited January 7, 2009 by VinnyGTI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxg Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I'd only had mine about 15 minutes and I pulled in for fuel only for the attendant to start f'ing and blinding about how he had been planning to buy it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDGM Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 "Fiats are crap." about the Ibiza"It'll be really economical that." about my 33mpg average Fiesta 1.25"16 valve? I bet that's nippy." again about my Fiesta biddy car."Whooooaaaaaahhhhhh" by unsuspecting passengers in the Starship Ibiza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I've had people asking me, "wow is that the one with the Turbo?" i say no, they dont come with turbos, they say " you sure this mechanic i know said that the GTis with the red I has a turbo" i say trust me it doesn't. I've had that also! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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