Pete Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 It was so rude too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 I think you need to send me this again. I have needs. Please fulfill them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 I’m pretty sure it got deleted, sorry bomb bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Meh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Don’t be silly, I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of sausage. They’re all mostly the same I’m sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I'm sure she has seen a lot of sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I’ve seen a few. But I bet yours is glittery and amazing @Pete. A unicorn sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I wonder if blokes ever feel the same way about girls bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 no, a clam is usually a clam and when you get a pic there is nothing glamorous about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Exactly what I was thinking. Girls have legs, bum and boobs which can be great, the actual main event is never anywhere close to those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 The whole sending picture thing always gets me, because the vagina is the most ugly thing I’ve ever encountered, and a penis is just strange skin flapping around. I don’t find either of these things to be pretty. Expect Petes. I’m sure Petes is Wonderful. Breasts however are pretty sexy, sometimes. Especially if they’re wet or oiled. ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 but yet Danno loves sending a dick pic out, clearly you must have sent him a flap one during courtship. why did you do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Yeah he loves flaunting his little chipolata. No idea why.... ? And I dunno, maybe he asked for it while we were having a sexy conversation? I avoid them where possible. I have however made him take a picture of my garden after I gave birth and tore all of my garden to shreds ? (it’s healed nicely now though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 i picture your fanny as flappy and resembling a face hugger from alien. massive bush too, reminisce of the 70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 When my wife gave birth I didn’t look, but the doc did stitch her up there and then and ever since I’ve had issues getting in. I figured a natural birth would have the opposite problem. I also cut the cord, they gave me the crappest scissors, I may as well have just chomped on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 this has just gotten so grim. i remember how much you complained that day and how they all hated you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 They did hate me, they hated us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Well it’s not hairy!!! and I don’t think it’s flappy at all! I do my excersises daily!! Cheeky **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 wizards sleeve.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Ever tried putting your thumb up your nose? Tight isn't it? Like Cherry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 ? can we please stop talking about my orifaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 she made you write that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Rich said: she made you write that. He’s been at work all day I’ve not made him do anything !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, mscherryviolet said: He’s been at work all day I’ve not made him do anything !!! Lies. You text him to defend your down and dirty bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 she probably used his log in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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