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Pete

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  1. Pete

    Advice to increase turbo

    First question is always gonna be this. Why?
  2. Pete

    Hello from Bristol uk

    I’m the coolest.
  3. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Lies. You text him to defend your down and dirty bits.
  4. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    They did hate me, they hated us all.
  5. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    When my wife gave birth I didn’t look, but the doc did stitch her up there and then and ever since I’ve had issues getting in. I figured a natural birth would have the opposite problem. I also cut the cord, they gave me the crappest scissors, I may as well have just chomped on it.
  6. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Exactly what I was thinking. Girls have legs, bum and boobs which can be great, the actual main event is never anywhere close to those.
  7. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    I wonder if blokes ever feel the same way about girls bits.
  8. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Don’t be silly, I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of sausage. They’re all mostly the same I’m sure.
  9. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    I’m pretty sure it got deleted, sorry bomb bomb.
  10. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    It was so rude too...
  11. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    I sent a pic to you before, danno must’ve intercepted it, at least we both now look what each others bits look like.
  12. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Were you tempted to flick it? I would’ve probably tried to rat tail it.
  13. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Im sure he’s seen a big penis before, he is from up north after all, they’re friendlier up there.
  14. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Girls should be good at multitasking...
  15. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    It doesn’t count if you have to edit it.
  16. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Her stalking skills are pooh.
  17. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    I’m mature.
  18. Pete

    Unique Volkswagen Lupo 20v turbo - Show car

    It’s not even a gti is it?? Also wasn’t this for sale for nearly double this a few months back?
  19. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    My first car was 1992, so I win.
  20. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Good.
  21. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    As far as we can legally tell anyway, I’m sure a Costa worker will disagree...
  22. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    You’re older, grandad.
  23. Pete

    Cherry’s Fresco

    Come on now, don’t be like that my little cherry bomb.
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